May 2013
35 posts
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
jaydeleau:
so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free
but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month
even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?
guys dont HAVE to have sex u know
but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need
cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make...
g-hettohontas:
He flips his hair on purpose
he knOWS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK HE’S DOING
he knows he’s making vaginas everywhere ridiculously wet and he doesn’t even care.
I’ve never wanted to launch myself out of a cannon and onto a dick so bad.
On my last day of college
sherellestephanie:
I’m going to walk out and throw my papers/notes/assignments/ in the air like:
But actually be like:
Finals Week
peoplecallmethings:
April 2013
51 posts
What I should be doing: Homework.
What I wish I was doing: Cuddling up with you in bed and watching movies.
What I am doing: Tumblr.
